Services
Kind of like your dream dad — part fix-it pro*, part life coach. The one you call when you need help hanging a shelf and holding it together.
Basically? We help with the kind of things you’d call your dad about — if your dad were stylish, emotionally attuned, and very good with a drill.
Got a loose doorknob and a loose grip on your life? Daddy’s got you. Whether it’s hanging shelves, untangling your feelings, setting up a new router, or disinfecting the memory of mediocre intimacy with lemon-scented vengeance—we’re here for all of it. No eye rolls. No lectures. Just a queer daddy with emotional range, a toolbox, and decent snacks.
Need help meal planning, replanting your half-dead monstera, talking to your landlord, or breaking up with capitalism (or your partner)? We’ll sort it out together. We fix stuff. We hold space. We help you feel more like you’ve got this—even when you really, really don’t.
*Not a licensed contractor. If it involves permits, plumbing guts, or the possibility of structural collapse, I’ll leave it to the pros (and cheer from a safe distance). Read the fine print for more.