🌿 PLANT & AESTHETIC CARE


For when your monstera is dying and your vibe is too


  • Rescue your sad, crispy plants (no judgment, just hydration)
  • Diagnose mystery plant problems like a leafy detective
  • Re-pot, rearrange, and re-style your indoor jungle
  • Set up a low-maintenance plant plan so you stop killing your friends
  • Recommend the right plant for your lifestyle (lazy, busy, neurodivergent, sun-deprived, etc.)
  • Create a plant corner so good it deserves its own Instagram account
  • Teach you how to water, feed, and not smother your green babies
  • Source planters that are actually cute and functional
  • Help you buy plants without being upsold by a guy named Chet at the nursery
  • Incorporate plants into your decor without it looking like a fever dream
  • Balance greenery with lighting, color, and space flow
  • Style your space to feel more like a sanctuary and less like a Craigslist mash-up
  • Curate shelf, tabletop, or windowsill vignettes with that elevated but effortless feel
  • Swap out dorm-y leftovers for intentional, cozy grown-up style
  • Help you feng shui your home without going full woo (unless you want full woo)