🧳 LIFE LOGISTICS


The stuff that’s somehow always overwhelming until someone helps


  • Help you move—packing, planning, or just emotional support (pizza required)
  • Unpack and set up your new place so it feels like home, not chaos
  • Help break down a cross-country or international move step-by-step
  • Make a checklist for your first apartment (or your second, or your “I’m done with roommates” one)
  • Create systems for mail, laundry, groceries, and other adult things that pile up
  • Teach you how to meal prep without losing joy (or your Sunday)
  • Help shop for furniture, tools, or basics without overspending (or impulse buying)
  • Turn your entryway from a dumping ground into a functional welcome
  • Figure out why your Wi-Fi sucks and fix it (or escalate it like a pro)
  • Review your job offer, lease agreement, or contract with a protective gay eye
  • Set up your guest room so it’s cozy but not too inviting (boundaries!)
  • Research services you need but don’t have the bandwidth to figure out (movers, therapists, repair techs)
  • Help build or clean up your Amazon, Target, or IKEA carts (yes, I’ll judge your chair choice lovingly)
  • Walk you through utility setup or switching providers (electric, internet, trash—oh my)