🛠️ HOME & PRACTICAL SUPPORT


Things you’d ask your dad to do if he was queer, emotionally available, and had great taste


  • Hang shelves, art, mirrors, and curtains (straight and level, baby)
  • Mount your TV (and unmount your fear of commitment)
  • Assemble IKEA without tears or missing bolts
  • Replace light fixtures, cabinet hardware, or door handles
  • Fix the doorknob that jiggles, the toilet that runs, or the cabinet that won’t close
  • Install a bidet so you can feel fancy (and fresh)
  • Declutter the “junk drawer” that has become a junk cabinet
  • Set up smart home devices (with judgment-free tech support)
  • Build a personal website 
  • Troubleshoot mystery smells, sounds, or leaks
  • Rearrange your furniture for better flow (and energy)
  • Patch small holes in drywall (and possibly your heart)
  • Weatherproof doors and windows so your heating bill doesn’t betray you
  • Fix the thing you keep ignoring because “it’s probably fine”
  • Set up an entryway so it doesn’t feel like a dumping ground
  • Hide those unsightly cords and cable chaos
  • Teach you how to use a power drill (and make you feel cool doing it)
  • Create a cozy, functional corner for reading, working, or spiraling productively
  • Help you feel proud of your space—even if it’s tiny or weird or rented