🛠️ HOME & PRACTICAL SUPPORT
Things you’d ask your dad to do if he was queer, emotionally available, and had great taste
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Hang shelves, art, mirrors, and curtains (straight and level, baby)
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Mount your TV (and unmount your fear of commitment)
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Assemble IKEA without tears or missing bolts
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Replace light fixtures, cabinet hardware, or door handles
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Fix the doorknob that jiggles, the toilet that runs, or the cabinet that won’t close
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Install a bidet so you can feel fancy (and fresh)
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Declutter the “junk drawer” that has become a junk cabinet
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Set up smart home devices (with judgment-free tech support)
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Build a personal website
- Troubleshoot mystery smells, sounds, or leaks
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Rearrange your furniture for better flow (and energy)
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Patch small holes in drywall (and possibly your heart)
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Weatherproof doors and windows so your heating bill doesn’t betray you
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Fix the thing you keep ignoring because “it’s probably fine”
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Set up an entryway so it doesn’t feel like a dumping ground
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Hide those unsightly cords and cable chaos
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Teach you how to use a power drill (and make you feel cool doing it)
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Create a cozy, functional corner for reading, working, or spiraling productively
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Help you feel proud of your space—even if it’s tiny or weird or rented