Fine print
Because even Daddy has boundaries.
While I offer a wide range of hands-on and heart-centered services—from hanging art to helping you get your life together—I am not a licensed contractor, therapist, electrician, plumber, or exorcist (though I’ve dabbled in all four energies).
What I can do:
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Help with minor repairs, improvements, and installations that don’t require permits or formal licensure
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Provide emotional support, life coaching, and executive function magic
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Offer creative, practical, and aesthetic assistance across many areas of life
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Refer you to professionals when something’s outside my scope
What I won’t do:
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Anything illegal, dangerous, or requiring me to Google “how to shut off a gas line”
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Major plumbing, electrical rewiring, structural renovations, or code-related work
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Replace therapy, medical care, or legal advice
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Carry your entire emotional load—but I will help lighten it
I draw from a lifetime of lived experience, creative problem-solving, and a wildly diverse toolkit—practical, emotional, and intuitive. If I say I can help, it’s because I genuinely can (and have, many times). If something’s beyond my capabilities, I’ll tell you clearly and help you find the right person to handle it—no shame, no charge, just honesty.
Still not sure if I’m the right Daddy for the job? Reach out—let’s talk it through.
...the real fine print.