Tools for your home. Support for your life. 

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...when you need help with the stuff your dad would’ve done. 

(if he could also hold space for your feelings)

Menu of services

How it works

Step 1: Quick FaceTime.

Step 2: Make a plan.

Step 3: Book it.

Step 4: Easy payment.

🛠️ HOME & PRACTICAL SUPPORT

• Hang shelves, art, mirrors, and curtains (straight and level, baby)
  
• Mount your TV (and unmount your fear of commitment)
  
• Assemble IKEA without tears or missing bolts
  
• Replace light fixtures, cabinet hardware, or door handles
  
• Fix the doorknob that jiggles, the toilet that runs, or the cabinet that won’t close
  
• Install a bidet so you can feel fancy (and fresh)
  
• Declutter the “junk drawer” that has become a junk cabinet
  
• Set up smart home devices (with judgment-free tech support)
  
• Build a personal website 
• Troubleshoot mystery smells, sounds, or leaks
  
• Rearrange your furniture for better flow (and energy)
  
• Patch small holes in drywall (and possibly your heart)
  
• Weatherproof doors and windows so your heating bill doesn’t betray you
  
• Fix the thing you keep ignoring because “it’s probably fine”
  
• Set up an entryway so it doesn’t feel like a dumping ground
  
• Hide those unsightly cords and cable chaos
  
• Teach you how to use a power drill (and make you feel cool doing it)
  
• Create a cozy, functional corner for reading, working, or spiraling productively
  
• Help you feel proud of your space—even if it’s tiny or weird or rented

🌿 PLANT & AESTHETIC CARE

• Rescue your sad, crispy plants (no judgment, just hydration)
  
• Diagnose mystery plant problems like a leafy detective
  
• Re-pot, rearrange, and re-style your indoor jungle
  
• Set up a low-maintenance plant plan so you stop killing your friends
  
• Recommend the right plant for your lifestyle (lazy, busy, neurodivergent, sun-deprived, etc.)
  
• Create a plant corner so good it deserves its own Instagram account
  
• Teach you how to water, feed, and not smother your green babies
  
• Source planters that are actually cute and functional
  
• Help you buy plants without being upsold by a guy named Chet at the nursery
  
• Incorporate plants into your decor without it looking like a fever dream
  
• Balance greenery with lighting, color, and space flow
  
• Style your space to feel more like a sanctuary and less like a Craigslist mash-up
  
• Curate shelf, tabletop, or windowsill vignettes with that elevated but effortless feel
  
• Swap out dorm-y leftovers for intentional, cozy grown-up style
  
• Help you feng shui your home without going full woo (unless you want full woo)

🍳 KITCHEN & CULINARY VIBES

• Cook for you (or with you) — breakfast, lunch, dinner, date night, or breakdown brunch
  
• Teach you how to cook a few go-to meals you’ll actually eat
  
• Help you host a dinner party that won’t stress you out (menus, pacing, plating, playlists)
  
• Pantry purge: say goodbye to expired lentils and emotional baggage
  
• Set up a weekly meal prep system that’s ADHD- and hangover-friendly
  
• Walk you through your first “real” grocery shop like a domestic spirit guide
  
• Give your fridge a makeover (inside and out)
  
• Help choose your first five spices—and how to use them
  
• Teach you how to chop things without fear (knife skills 101)
  
• Organize your kitchen so it functions like you live here and not just crash here
  
• Upgrade your hand-me-down kitchen gear with tools that make sense
  
• Introduce you to mise en place (without shaming your chaos)
  
• Decode weird appliance settings (what even is “convection bake”?)
  
• Show you how to cook for a week on a tight budget—and still make it taste good
  
• Help you figure out what to feed yourself when you’re sad, tired, or confused
  
• Support intuitive eating, joyful meals, and no-pressure kitchen confidence

📑 LIFE ADMIN & ADULTING 101

• Fill out confusing forms together (from healthcare to housing to “wait, what is this?”)
  
• Explain what your lease actually says (and what you should ask before signing)
  
• Set up autopay, reminders, and folders so bills stop haunting your dreams
  
• Create a personal budget that doesn’t feel like punishment
  
• Help you understand your credit score (and how not to be afraid of it)
  
• Navigate renters insurance, utilities, and other invisible adulthood rituals
  
• Assist with scheduling appointments (doctor, dentist, therapist, oil change...)
  
• Draft emails you’re avoiding (professional, personal, or passive-aggressively polite)
  
• Walk through how to call customer service and not cry
  
• Organize your calendar so you don’t double-book yourself or your burnout
  
• Tame your inbox (or at least set up filters and start fresh)
  
• Help you change your address everywhere it matters (and some places it doesn’t)
  
• Talk you through what forms you actually need to keep
  
• Create a personal admin system that works with how your brain actually functions
  
• Offer emotional support while you open your mail, your bank app, or your student loan portal
• Celebrate your “boring” wins like they’re badass (because they are)